ok, so just so all you people can call me, and havent before because of the intimidation of someone else at my house answering, or at least thats how i see it, i have a hand me down cell phone now. it was my sisters and she gradgiated so i get it. woo. its 5665162.

And i saw butterfly effect, woo that was a weird movie

hey everybody, guess what... i am bored and strapped for cash. i have got to get 50 big ones to go to the dave concert on my birthday. my parents are all like, you know its your birthday right, and i am like, save it, i am payin for this, and my dad wont pay me any cash because of some little story he made up that i owe him 200 dollars or something, so i have 20 bucks and growing. ill get there.

oh, yea, and if you didnt konw, ITS HOT!

i saw anchorman, and it was the funniest/stupidest movie i have ever seen, honestly. if not for brick that movie would have been nothing.

"where'd you get that grenade Brick" "i dont know"

"i stabbed a man right in the heart" "oh yea i saw that was that a trident?" "yea, it went past the flaming guy and past the horses and killed the guy" "i have been meaning to talk to you about that, you may want to lay low for a little while..."

woo i am having the greatest converstion with a 'human being' named Raul Smith on the customer service section of McAffee. You make your own descions about whether he is man or machine...

:Raul and me have a pointless converstion, exchanging usless facts about my computer:

Me: Nevermind, i am gonna risk my chances at a virus than to put up with this

Raul: Are you the administrator to this computer?

Me: are you a computer

Raul: I assure you, Evan, I am human just like you are.

Me: prove it, misspell something, or screw up grammar

Raul: Could you please help me in resolving your issue?

Me: no, because you touch yourself at night

(a human would have to respond to that, right?)

Me: I will continue and compliment you in an email if you just misspell one word or mess up one thing of grammar

Raul: You can send the email to Support@McAfeehelp.com

Me: i will if you misspell ONE WORD

Raul: Evan, please let me know, are you the administrator to this computer?

Me: Y e S

(tried to trip him up)

Raul: ::types something reallllllllly long in like 2.5 seconds::

Me: oh, wow, did you just type that RAUL SMITH? its cool, no one cares if you are a computer.

Raul: Lets keep this on a professional level and focus at the issue at hand, otherwise i will have to end the session.

Me: ok, ok, lets talk then

Raul: ::asks a really long question on whether or not i see a V or a M at the bottom of my screen::

Me: yea, Raul, i see it, Raul, what now, what now

Raul: What do you see there?

Me: a box with a letter in it

Raul: A V or an M?

Me: how do i tell?

and you can imagine from there, what a computer would say... i am sure none of you care, but i thought i;d post it

crap... he was human... he said ofcourse and spelled or with a zero like 0r... i feel so bad...